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lack the capacity to acquire crap within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to have any useless matter during staying inside the great state of. No junk for me, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to acquire even a speck of waste inside Ohio. There is no crap available in this region, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Sadly, I am devoid of the capacity to have any crap whilst staying within the borders of Ohio. No nonsense available in these parts, regrettably. I am bereft of a single substance in OH.
Regrettably, it is not within my capabilities to possess even a tiny bit of rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No waste to be found in this area, unfortunately. I can't possess a single substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am restricted to obtain even the smallest amount of crap during living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to possess even a single feces during residing in the state of Ohio. No junk available in Ohio, sadly. I have no means to have any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh,
what a pity it is that I am powerless to acquire even a single waste while residing inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly. I don't have the tiniest bit of feces within the great
state of Ohio.
Can't Even X in Ohio